Thursday, February 12, 2009

Season Ending Awards

These Awards will be voted upon by the ONL Members. If you aren't a member and want a say, persuade your team rep. There will be 5 nominees in each category. Here are the candidates:

MVP

Brandon Batt
Jeff Dsida
Willy Moore
John Haller
Ryan Murnighan

Best Rebouder

TJ Keene
Charlie Gilvarg
Stu Voit
Dillon Oberlin
Doug Lavey

Best Hustle Player

John Cook
Peter Lind
Ben Morton
Henry Perry
Jack Wascher


Best Shooter

Brandon Batt
Robert Gorodetsky
John Haller
Conor Healy
Ryan Murnighan

Best Blocker

Charlie Gilvarg
TJ Keene
Doug Lavey
Stu Voit
Ben Burgess


Best Point Guard

John Haller
Ryan Murnighan
Jeff Dsida
Ben Morton
Peter Lind



All-America Teams will come out tomorrow, and the final awards will come out Saturday


24 comments:

Hankin said...

Willy Moore is not an MVP candidate but gorodetsky is on the ballot and his team is in the B Bracket

Anonymous said...

i think bobby mayfield should get the spirit award

Anonymous said...

Matt haller should get biggest flopper award

Anonymous said...

I think everyone on Team Haller, should be awarded with dildos for their huge gaping vaginas.

Anonymous said...

haha^^
and a box of kleenex for horowitz

Anonymous said...

or some cheese to go along with his whine

Anonymous said...

Did anyone hear about Men losing to Boo Radley by 58

Anonymous said...

Did anyone hear about Men beating to Boo Radley by 58. My bad

Anonymous said...

Brandon Batt don't be deservin no MVP. When AD beats a real team, then B. Batt and myself will have a chat

MKH said...

well, they are 8-0 and beat AK with Gorodetsky playing well, I think they need to be taken a little more serious. Right now, they're a legit 5 team behind bari, men, and globo, and theo

Anonymous said...

John Cook has only played one game why is he up for an award?

MKH said...

cause i couldn't think of anyone else, if you have anybody go for it. he's not going to win. same reason ben burgess is up for best blocker

Anonymous said...

who the fuck is john cook or ben burgess...do they go to new trier?

Anonymous said...

deseda is better leader and a better all around player then every body in the leage i was on his team for 1 game and i could see that

Anonymous said...

deseda is better leader and a better all around player then every body in the leage i was there once and i could see that

Anonymous said...

stu voit should be up for worst rebounder in the history of the league category

SV89 said...

I like the courage of the "anonymous" posters. Real guts

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Anonymous said...

ben burgess as best shot blocker?? at two foot two and negaitve 12 lbs that is a lofty goal....

Anonymous said...

hold up. Ben morton a candidate for best point guard. proposterous. also peter lind. common lets get real hermanson. you need to get a little more creative with some more awards (i.e): best dressed(cory berceau), smells worst(john higgins), best athlete (walt lyon), and possibly biggest bitch (horowitz, haller matt, or cindy lauper)?

MKH said...

name another decent point guard in the league. i'll go team by team
bari- murny already on there
ad- nik appelt?
globo- john haller already on
men- hankin (could be on)
OKC- jeff dsida already on
jim wascher- henry perry?
Boo radley- nic boury?
theo- furse (could be on)
ak-47- henry werner?
ortega- morton already on (questionable)
attack the rack- peter lind (questionable)
malkin- diesel (could be on)
brown- don't have a point guard otherwise stu would be a candidate

out of the other teams that suck, dronen is the only other decent player. so we have murny, john haller, jeff dsida as givens. the last two spots are between hankin, furse, morton, diesel, dronen and lind.

It's a toss up from there I guess, but I don't trust furse's ball-handling skills; diesel's not really a PG; and neither is dronen. so no top PG for them. As for hankin, morton, and lind, take whichever two you want. i thought morton and lind were the top two. if you're gonna complain about the awards, at least give me some other names.

MKH said...

and also at the end of the year, we will be coming out with every award you could ever imagine. I'm talking about a 25+ award column, handing out playoff awards, and much more. brace yourself

Anonymous said...

hermanson you obviously haven't seen dronen dribble

Anonymous said...

get your priorities straightened out hermanson. sv89 has a tiny cock. i have a jackhammer.brooke is watching porn with me