Associated Press
WINNETKA, ILL. -- In a shocking new development, Walt Lyon (C) has been released by Barifinkle/Team Sit on My Face, John Higgins said in an interview Monday.
"Walt is being released because he is a good-for-nothing, lazy piece of s**t". Higgins was obviously very frustrated in the interview, distraught over the fact that Walt hasn't lived up to the hype of his freshman sister, Maggie.
Although they bear a striking resemblance, Walt's skills on the hardwood can't measure up to Maggie's. "You know I tried my best to make the team and I did, but I was obviously disappointed I was cut", Lyon said after hearing the news.
"I was really just happy to be with the team for as long as I was," Lyon said, obviously surprised he hadn't already been cut. "It was really a good experience".
Lyon, who was on the Freshman B Team at New Trier, has seen his game slowly, but surely, progress in the downward direction, seeing his sister take the spotlight in his place.
With the loss of Lyon, and possibly Charlie Gilvarg and Ryan Murningham, Barifinkle may have trouble coming up with bench points, but Will Harris will try to provide that spark.
When asked about the weak bench team manager Adam Gutman took it in another direction and replied, "I think Men still lacks one more bigtime player. I don't think they have the depth that Finkel has. Who would you rather have coming off your bench: Will Harris (NTG laxman) or Joey Madej?"
As to the future of Lyon, look for him to be practicing at the Lyon household with Maggie, trying to make next year's squad.
28 comments:
As an inside member of the B-finkel, Sit on my face organization, i can say that the team has been planning this for quite a long time. After loosing to his sister in 15 consecutive games of 1 v 1, we knew that we had to cut lyon. His efforts have been rewarded and we signed over his waivers to Tuesday's with Morrie. It looks like the moral of the story is don't hate the player, hate his sister.
First of all Hermanson I am the team representative not gutty so anything you are gonna write regarding barifinkle talk to me first. I am the coach/general manager and all roster decisions are run by me first. Walt Lyon has NOT been released or cut. Higgins only said that out of frustration of his performances and walts. As of right now walt is still on roster but he will see his minutes decrease with the return of jericho berceau. It is possible that he may be released in the future but as of right now he is still a sitonmyface.
Also hermanson thats a joke that men are in first place. they beat a joke team by 60 by running up the score. If barifinkle were tools and dressed up on gamedays and ran up the score they could win by 60 everygame. True we dont have the strongest schedule but it doesnt matter as long as we walk away with a W. The men are jokes tj keene's free throw percentage in 8th grade was 6%.
THIS IS A BULLSHIT REPORT. I never said those comments. Sal is a worthless piece of shit that doesnt know shit. I love lyon even though he blows at basketball but as of right now he is a member of Bari Finkel Sit On My Face. And ferguson I can't agree more about your comments. Men is gay
i don't make the rankings, the members of night league do ferguson, and higgins i got this report from tobey wood, who said it's legit.
okay im not blaming you but gutty has no official affiliation with barifinkle
and also look for jiggins to explode off the bench with a big game. he looked very good in a sunday pickup game. also look for healy for 10+ points
I would advise the writers of this blog to check their facts before publishing an article of this magnitude. The basis for the entire report was all hear-say.
honestly do you really trust wood? no offense to the man but he completely made this up and don't you think you should have asked walt or i about this because I didnt saying anything nor did walt. OTL git your shit straight
oh a little mid season drama....can anybody say dallas cowboys. Bari Finkle better get her shit together and leave their tussles off the court or their looking at a loss.
good call Matt. Also SV89 man up and reveal your true identity
tuesdays with Morrie is legit. we should be ranked atleast 4 or 5. and we dont want walt. at all
first of all as far as sit on my face goes, I am as legit as it gets. Secong of all
thanks stu, sorry about the identity thing i forgot how to use my brain for a little while there. thanks
tuesdays with morrie should not be allowed on a b ball court
ferguson you sound like a little bitch. nobody cares how your the coach, the general manager. its sound to me like your more they're tool then anything. and as for the TJ comment. tj beats you every single category in life. your worthless
TJ and Ferguson both have their strong points in different areas. Those areas can be debated. One area were Andrew wins would be ghetto vibe. I wouldn't think twice if I saw Ferguson walkin the streets of Cabrini Green. Plain and simple, Ferguson has about 10 pairs of HyperDunks.
ferguson is whiter then casper the ghost
Ferguson last time I checked we beat a team ranked higher than team SOMF and won by more.
I think we need to start doing all this talking on the hardwood. Men has to prove something: that they can win without TJ, who might be gone for a while. Barifinkle has to beat a great Tallula team (Connor O'Halleran has a great J). We'll see what happens tomorrow
men doesn't have anything to prove. men took down theo and boo radley. who are both superior to both the teams finkel beat...besides tj gone doesn't matter men our an actual team that plays together
For the record, this anonymous Mike is not Mike Maley. I ask him to please reveal his identity to clear up confusion.
who is this sopko?
I am mike. thats what you can call me
hahahahaha that's hysterical, the only mike's in Night League are me, ahern, sopko and maley, and it's not me, and apparently not maley, so it's either sopko or ahern, and sopko's on men, so it's gotta be him
well if it is sopko your garbage. You are the worst player on men which means you are the worst player in the league. only i do have to give you some credit you have really muscular calves with alot of definition. and tj is a garbage player on a garbage team who is a volleyball player at heart not a basketball one.
your not even in night league so just leave nobody cares what you think. you get cut off the radio cuz nobody wants to listen to your high voice.
and btw you keep saying how finkel would score 80 if they dressed up and ran plays and shit
1) we were goofing around just like finkel we threw up alley oops and behind the back passes
2) you guys run plays and have strategic gameplans....you know why cuz you claim your the dam coach/general manager. so clearly your the one trying to run plays and run up the score
3) your sister his one hot mama
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